Tuesday, November 16, 2004

WTF?

someone's trying to sell a grill-cheese sandwich on Ebay that bores the image of the Virgin Mary. Amuse yourself to decide which of the following are the most disturbing:

1. It was half-eaten.
2. It was first made 10 years ago.
3. The divine power of cotton balls has preserved the sandwich in a plastic box the past 10 years.
4. Someone (jokingly) wants to buy it for $20,000.
5. Someone wants to make money of the mother of Christ.
6. Someone actually knows what the Virgin Mary looks like.

You know what bugs me the most about religion? They have it too easy. While religious people can discount evolution as a mere theory and get away with it, scientists and researchers actually go out of their way to prove that Jesus Christ is a historic figure. Yes, I do mean religious, not Fundamentalist, people because I refuse to believe that a majority of people in this country is ignorant. If 12 year olds need to be told about the need for evolution to be "critically considered" and studied with "an open mind," who is putting the stickers on church doors to say the Bible should be considered as a collection of fiction with internal inconsistencies that need to be studied with some skepticism? It's a double-standard.

I'm still looking for a picture of that sandwich. It's as likely to be Jenna Jameson as Madonna.

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